Saturday, November 15, 2008

Classifieds: Womb for Rent


Available
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One-room womb. Cozy accommodations. All board, including meals, provided with 9-month lease. Monthly rent is free. Plenty of room for one or two. Well-appointed and super deluxe. Environment particularly supportive of personal development and growth. A gem!

House rules: no wild parties. Must agree to an uneventful, painless eviction when lease expires.

Must be at least six cells to apply. Interested? Move right in and make yourself at home. (Please.)

2 comments:

Heather said...

Great advertisement. I have one of those available too!

eggdance said...

Sounds good to me!