Saturday, November 15, 2008

Classifieds: Womb for Rent


One-room womb. Cozy accommodations. All board, including meals, provided with 9-month lease. Monthly rent is free. Plenty of room for one or two. Well-appointed and super deluxe. Environment particularly supportive of personal development and growth. A gem!

House rules: no wild parties. Must agree to an uneventful, painless eviction when lease expires.

Must be at least six cells to apply. Interested? Move right in and make yourself at home. (Please.)


Heather said...

Great advertisement. I have one of those available too!

Anonymous said...

Sounds good to me!